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craker is a very happy and down to earth person. They love animals and will never fail to entertain you. From ziplining, to crossword puzzles, crakers will never ever have something not to do. craker will always smile, and you will very rarely see them sad. If you do, something is seriously wrong. Check on them straight away. I know a craker and she is so lovely i get excited when we have arranged to see eachother.
"Oh my god, she is so fun! She is just like one of the crakers I know."
craker by pretzelrats42 February 20, 2023

craker jacks 

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.
pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.
craker jacks by pixie dust June 4, 2004

The Craker Barrell 

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets
yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !
The Craker Barrell by dick custard November 11, 2009

carmel craker 

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.
Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.
carmel craker by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

Purple Craker 

It means Friend or frienship
"Hey Sherree, Whats up purple craker"
Purple Craker by Courtney April 7, 2005

carmel craker 

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.
Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.
carmel craker by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017