Craker

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Thats a craker

by Kenneth love kaylie more November 26, 2021

craker

craker is a very happy and down to earth person. They love animals and will never fail to entertain you. From ziplining, to crossword puzzles, crakers will never ever have something not to do. craker will always smile, and you will very rarely see them sad. If you do, something is seriously wrong. Check on them straight away. I know a craker and she is so lovely i get excited when we have arranged to see eachother.

"Oh my god, she is so fun! She is just like one of the crakers I know."

by pretzelrats42 February 20, 2023

craker jacks

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.

pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.

by pixie dust June 4, 2004

The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

Purple Craker

It means Friend or frienship

"Hey Sherree, Whats up purple craker"

by Courtney April 7, 2005

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017