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a person who counts everything in their relationship
My girlfriend just told me its our 2 weeks aniversery
Damn she's definitely a counter.
Counter by Broman3 January 18, 2010
Something you put your girlfriend on so you can make out
That’s a nice counter.

Huh ?
Shall we put some use to it ?
Counter by Pusheen666 September 18, 2020
Something that doesn’t seem like it will work out, i.e. counter intuitive
Bro don’t do that shit... it sounds counter
Counter by Eleanor696969 September 20, 2020
A term used to ratio a person who’s attempting to ratio you on Twitter
A: Yb better
B: Ratio
A: counter + rip bozo
Counter by Bartholomew Thaddy Daddy December 28, 2021

[counter] 

Person A: Damn, there's only one cigarette left in the pack.
Person B: Let's counter that.

Person A: I cant finish a whole cigarette.
Person B: Alright we'll counter it.
[counter] by PAPASP August 19, 2013

counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.
*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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