courgette

Basiclly it's an american car thats very fast. usually mistaken by absolute retards in regards to the actual definition which is a zucchini.

"Courgette,Ooo that's a car init."
"Actually, it's a zucchini dear."
"(silence)"

by Sean Boult September 5, 2007

Courgette

An aspiring cougar. A woman not old enough to be a cougar, but old enough that she shouldn't be out there. A woman on the cusp of being a cougar.

What's this Courgette doing on the dance floor?

by JDida September 25, 2010

Courgette

Young cougar, generally speaking a cougar is an older woman who enjoys the pleasures and company of younger men. These women are usually previously married and financially secure and looking for "pool boys" to service their non existent pools. A cougaette is a woman who enjoys the same young men but may not be as financially secure as a cougar.

Hey bruh, look at Nate he snagged himself a cougar.

Nah man she older but not financially, she is a cougar in training.... a courgette

by Cedric Wright November 21, 2010

Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit

Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette

by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022

gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off courgette is mushy.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

trailer park Corvette

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.

Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.

by Gary Vitalis February 1, 2007

Couplette's Law

It is a law which states that when one person in a long term relationship is given any information, it can be assumed that both parties in the couple will have this same information due to their couplette-ness.

Due to Couplette's Law, both Jenny and Joe will know about my abortion even though I will only tell Jenny.

by fuelledbystarbucks April 14, 2016