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corny porny

A porno that is so unbearably corny is every way possible, from acting, to the music, to the location... it's all just corny.
Did you see Tera Patrick and Alexis Texas in that corny porny? She was licking air booty and air tits with elevator music in the background.
corny porny by FilthyGorgeous October 2, 2014
Pornography with corn, Corn engaging in sexual acts, Nude Corn, etc. (See CILS)
"Ooohh, look at that corn porn! Ooohhh, yeeeahh, rub that butter on yourself! What are you gonna do with those corn holders? Yeah, you know what you're going to do with them, you dirty, dirty cob!"
Corn Porn by Edward Fath May 13, 2008
The act of sticking corn up some one's ass or other region.
On Boku no Sexual Harassment they do some major corn porn.
Corn Porn by Fangirl December 5, 2004
Porn involving anal sex. Like a guy corn holing a girl.
Dude, my mom caught me wanking to some corn porn
corn porn by HAZ3R September 28, 2005
the act of two corn snakes getting it one with one another.
corn porn by Anonymous August 24, 2003

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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