COMOLOM

1. Acronym for Church Of the More Or Less Obvious Metaphor. Loose-knit, cheerful, awe-filled group recognized by a high level of tolerance and a low level of certainty. Half a religion.

2. COMOLOM is also the book that lays out the teachings and the guesses.

I've just read COMOLOM and it's a hoot.

COMOLOM by Buzz Alexander November 5, 2007

coolomoondo

1. emphasis on the word "cool"

1. A: Hey Topher, wanna hit the waves, dude?
B: Coolomoondo

coolomoondo by Caesar Pavlivs "Big O" Xabbunius February 24, 2004

complometer

Scale used to determine the level of complicatedness exhibited by women.
Scales include bit of complomication, stupid complomication, boring complomication, complomication, complete complomication, complete and utter complomication, extreme complomication and WTF??
To be used in conjunction with the bastometer

after a little thought he rated her as complete and utter complomication on the complometer

complometer by liz and claire October 1, 2007

Comonom 

THE SEXIEST MAN TO EVER EXIST. AN ABSOLUTE COOLER. GREAT AT APEX. AN ALL ROUNDER. GREAT AT BEING EPIC

Person1: do you know comonom
Person2: OMG HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE STAY AWAY FROM HIM
person3:WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A CAT FIGHT UP IN HERE BITCH

Comonom by Conor devaney January 23, 2021

Complomply 

1) adj. A bad situation

2) verb. When TrySuperSized gets gaslighted

That's complomply

Complomply by werhjknhdrtjklmfhjkndrk June 21, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019