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Cojer just means "get" in a number of Hispanic countries; it's mostly Mexicans who say "I'm gonna get that girl" to refer to fucking.
In Puerto Rico, where "cojer" just means "get" ("fuck" is "joder") the expression "Cojelo suave!" ("get it smooth!", literally) just means "take it easy!"

I once said "cojelo suave!" to a Mexican, though, and he replied "Voy a cojerlas todas suave!", meaning "I'm gonna fuck 'em all (the girls) smoothly!" He knew what I meant, but made a neat joke out of it.
cojer by Sharks April 12, 2007
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Means to have sex in spanish; Fuck
I want to cojer that chicka
cojer by ac March 7, 2004

Te Quiero cojer 

I want to fuck you; in spanish
I whispered in my girl's ear "Te Quiero Cojer"
Te Quiero cojer by AC October 25, 2003

te quiero cojer duro 

i want to fuck you hard
insted of saying quiero cogerle which is i want to take to him you would say te quiero cojer duro
te quiero cojer duro by gdhfyuefikjdn November 29, 2009

Yo Quiero cojer 

i want to fuck you
hey mexican chick Yo Quiero cojer

coercive 

My son told his Teacher: My Dad played the clipping game with his foot and I fell in the snow then we both laughed, (Teacher) You said: Your Dad kicked you to make you fall and hurt yourself in the snow? This would generally confused the child to make it sound worse then what it really was. Flipping Child Psychology known as Reverse Psychology.
To trick someone into giving you the answer they want to hear: A counselor can use Coercive questions on a child to turn a lie into the truth usually against a parent. To over exaggerate a situation of a false lie: A technique involving the advocacy of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage the subject of the persuasion to do what actually is desired tricking ones mined
coercive by $noopyCcuT December 29, 2017

jodie comer 

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
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