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COGIC = Church of God in Christ, a Black Pentecostal Denomination found in most inner-cities. Known for good music and gettin thiers praise on!
Tyrekes mom is a missionary at the COGIC church on Market St.
COGIC by Chappie77 March 22, 2011
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COGIC Granny 

A COGIC Granny is a flamboyant, eccentric "fabulous" homosexual male. With a grandiose persona. Similar to a church queen. A "COGIC Granny" often dresses and behaves in the manner of an elderly church mother. ( Oversized hats, bright metrosexual clothing, wigs, nails, gaudy noisy jewelry ect.) Frequently participating in drama and gossip while attending church services frequently.
Look at those church sissys. Wearing those big hats like somebody granny. Ain't nothing but a ol COGIC Granny.
COGIC Granny by Madam McCray July 21, 2021
A novel but with visuals and speech bubble dialogue that make it more interesting and fun to read
I be readin' Marvelcomics everyday!
comic by bitstripslang June 12, 2015

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.
"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*
Comically Large Spoon by Bukas July 13, 2020

ComicsGate 

ComicsGate is a GamerGate style consumer revolt within the Comic Book Industry, that was sparked by industry insiders brushing aside their own consumer base. They engaged in SJW tactics like block chains, the push of propaganda, people being fired for political views, tampering with comic book classics, etc. Dismissing their own consumers, & their concerns (valid or otherwise) with bland accusations of discrimination. When you push your own consumers this way they grow increasingly frustrated & understandably bitter for this mistreatment. So they banded together & talked about this occasionally. Which eventually lead to the start of ComicsGate.
Fans: " i just don't understand why the classic characters we love so much were replaced, why are they all gender-bent all of a sudden?"
Industry insider: "Stop criticizing that! That's racist!"
Fans: "...Wait what? How?"
Industry insider: Help! Were being attacked!
Fans: "What? What did we do??"
Industry insider: block*
(rinse & repeat, until...)
Fans: Ok! that's it! We've had enough! #comicsgate!
ComicsGate by Damien Poe Rocks February 17, 2018
the real reason artists are broke.
copic by thecynicalone July 26, 2018

Comically Large Spoon

It's a funny big spoon used in vine videos by King Bach specifically.
Transcript of the "Comically Large Spoon" Vine:

King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.

Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.

King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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