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Ahhhh! That joke was soooooooooo funny, im gonna cofl.
cofl by Actual Rofl Copter March 10, 2010
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Cofl means Crying on floor laughing.I made it up :]
I was Cofl when i heard suzzanne's real name was Turbo ivan.
cofl by Ricky Birckhead November 2, 2006
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(Creature On Four Legs) Is basically a cat, we made it up when watching a cat walking :)
The COFL is walking - The cat is walking
COFL by James Southgate May 11, 2008
Cut off for life. When one withholds sex for life from another. Often used as a joke when one “lightly threatens” someone they love.
The dart just barely missed the vase and when Ash heard “COFL” from her wife, she knew she was towing the line while playing nerf wars indoors with their son.
COFL by woso January 9, 2021
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cofl by 789698 March 18, 2022

Coflufable 

1. An item or person that is comfortable and fluffy at the same time

2. Two things that combine to make something fluffy
Holy shit that was the most coflufable nap I've had in a while, it was like sleeping on a cloud.

While walking through a store I saw a blanket and when I touched it, I was like damnnnn that's so coflufable.
Coflufable by Josucc March 4, 2019
If you have a family named Coflin and not a consumable medicine for treating coughs, chances are your ancestor's jobs were a Watchman or Waitress in the United States around the 1940s, and have lived in Virginia since the 1840s.
Chemist: Thanks for buying the Coflin syrup, Sir-
Buyer: Just call me Coflin.
Chemist: *Confusion*
Coflin by HeyFolks_420 October 19, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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