CMH 

Cumming Mad Hard

Fred: Mr.Craig look fat as hell in them clothes.
Jaquan: On GOD I'm cmh right now.

CMH by Kruaigge February 22, 2020

CMH 

Clapping my hands; having a good attitude towards something

Sarah - Oh my gosh, today I got my acceptance letter for Auburn

Tom - Congrats! CMH!

CMH by Kbabyyy(; April 27, 2011

CMH 

Come to My House; Used mostly on gay dating sites in username

Username: MascCMHGuy

CMH by Phoenyxxsz November 23, 2011

CMH 

Clear My Head
Clearing my Head

out for a run to CMH
or just "CMH"
chill man i gotta CMH

CMH by ylenol June 22, 2009

cmh 

Covers Mouth with Hand

him: did you see that girl that posted a picture of a guy holding her boobs? i heard she was only twelve...
her: OMG. CMH.

cmh by tiffyishy June 1, 2010

CMH

Crank My Hog. A term of male masterbation.

James: Hey Carl, what are you doing after work?
Carl: Going home to CMH.

CMH by vinnymenino March 16, 2026

cmhs 

Cold Mouse Hand Syndrome.

those very unfortunate sufferers experience a cold hand that they use for their mouse.
known treatments: a glove.

1: "omg! ahh!"
2: "what?? what is it?"
1: " i've got really bad cmhs! >.<"

cmhs by ronana February 7, 2009