A person who, annoyingly states and exaggerates the obvious in a cocky tone, or gives a ridiculous answer to a stupid question - infuriating the person its aimed at.
Sam: Hey , whats the capital of Italy again?
Warren: Errrr I know, I know ... London?!
Sam: Fucking CLP
Warren: CLP?
Same - Cocky little Prick (CLP)!!
Clpwned is when someone gets knocked out by a slap from a friend on a dare, and all his friends laugh at him as his unconscious body falls on a bag of empty beer cans.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.