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clinkers 

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.
Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!
clinkers by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Clinkers 

The hair that surrounds a mans anus hole
I have got loads of clinkers
Clinkers by DanTheMan December 15, 2004

CLINKERS 

A small ball of shit sticked in the anus hair
I have soke clinkers
CLINKERS by Alexsniper January 22, 2020

Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.
The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.
The Clinker by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

chinkerspaniolle 

A mix between a chinese man and a cockerspaniolle
Look at that chinkerspaniolle run.
chinkerspaniolle by jeffkoppel March 5, 2009
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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