chorley 

Town in central Lancashire, in the United Kingdom. The town proclaims itself to be "Lancashire's Biggest Little Market Town." The town was made famous by repeated references to it by comedian Peter Kay in his stand up shows and his TV programmes "That Peter Kay Thing," "Phoenix Nights" and "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere."

The radio station mentioned in the shows, Chorley FM, is fictional and does not exist. However, there have been temporary licenses in the area broadcasting under the name following the programme's success.

Chorley is also famous for its Chorley Cakes, far superior to the nearby Eccles cakes.

You're listening to Chorley FM - where the listener comes first!

chorley by Paulos May 31, 2005

Chorley 

A derisive name given to a male who has strange sexual fetishes, in particularly wanting to break the pelvis of a girl. This kind of person should be avoided, at all costs.

"Have you heard about that guy? Apparently he likes to jizz onto windows."
"Woah that's sick!! Well, he is Chorley..."

Chorley by Benzemama February 26, 2008

chorley 

a town in lancashire where u will most likely find sketty bums running around the back alleys swigging sum echo falls next to a wheelie bin 🥰

want to go chorley , not really don’t want to be offered to go down a back alley for a gang bang luv

chorley by johnnyhaja November 14, 2021

Chorley 

Stolen property, of a limited risk to ones freedom.

"i got a load of trainers, good stuff, a bit chorley..."

Chorley by Ohforfu... September 23, 2003

Chorley Chess 

Similar to Pigeon Chess When your opponent is slow and dim-witted and loses every time, but will knock over the pieces and declare victory regardless of how badly they've lost.

i Provided Greg With an objective definition , but he just refused it as valid and said he won, and I lost, and the debate became a game of Chorley Chess

Chorley Chess by Mistaduckets January 11, 2019

Chorley FM

The name of a fictional radio station used as the 'sponsor' of Max And Paddy's Road to Nowhere

ALSO

As a result of one of the Chorley FM taglines used in Max And Paddy ("Coming in your ears"), giving a 'Chorley FM' is the act of ejaculated into a womans ear after receiving oral sex

Chorley FM - Where the listener comes first

ALSO

She has pretty low self esteem so let him give her a Chorley FM

Chorley FM by David Clifton January 12, 2008

Holy cross high school chorley 

A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks

girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*

Holy cross high school chorley

Holy cross high school chorley by Shingler May 31, 2023