1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.
1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"
When one, while consuming alcohol, continues to keep drinking in excessive amounts, all in a short period of time, because they believe that they are perfectly fine and nowhere near being drunk. After a short while, the alcohol will hit them like a wall and they will become severely drunk, possibly going from giggly and happy, to lying on the ground and feeling sick in a matter of minutes.
Jack: “Dude, you need to slow down!”
Bill: “Nah man, I’m totally fine. I don’t feel anything.”
Jack: “Man, The Chelsey Effect is gonna hit you so hard.”
Calm, even when facing pressure Happy to lead any creature
Extremely talented, does everything to the best of her ability
Loves to be left alone and does not makes a scene
She's an amazing ray of sunshine
Exceptionally smart and she's so fine
And read the first letter of each line
Dude 1: I'm thinking of going out with this Angel
Dude 2: Oh yeah, which one?
Dude 1: Chelsea
Dude 2: Call her Chels, she'll love that
A crap school with the worst teachers ever who never follows the school system because its garbage. Full of attention seeking hoes and the atmosphere makes you feel like you want to throw up. Support the manifesto and take down Daverat
She’s smart and kind of emotional. She’s beautiful in and out. But she’s still a freak in the sheets. She’s someone you would want for a friend. She’s loyal and very independent.
Chelsey’s can summon their inner couch potato. They’re in love with food. But they can be aggressive when someone pisses them off. But when you see them they seem sweet and kind, only their closest friends know them.