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Broken, smashed, damaged, no longer working (properly).
My computer crashed last night and when I went to reboot, the whole thing was chanked.
chanked by deecee September 12, 2005
Words you can keep
To be very stoned to the point of calling a dog chank or falling down stairs.
"He was totally chanked yesterday. He kept calling Champ: Chank! Chank Chank!!!"
chanked by bmunge June 2, 2009

Chanked Out 

Intensely blazed / toked / stoned / high / that your eyes are as slinky and chinky as a chank can be.
MJ: yo, how the budda treatin ya
Kushman: Damn yo, I am mad CHANKED OUT son!
Chanked Out by master unity mind August 4, 2010

Chanked the Fuck Out 

1. When an person of Asian dissent smokes enough marijuana to completely close his eyes.

2. What you call an Asian who is stoned out since he is naturally chinked out.
That Asian sure got chanked the fuck out after he smoked that blunt!
The feeling or sense that all hope is lost and the current circumstance will only end in sadness and disappointment.
This game is chalked bro. I’m about to lose full.
Chalked by Team Envy February 27, 2020

war has changed 

War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

War has changed.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control,

war becomes routine.

War has changed. MGS has changed.
war has changed by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008
when a girl is giving you deep throat to the point it makes her react and while your taking your dick out it ejaculates and the girl vomits at the same time.
guy 1: " hey that girl who worked at kfc blew me hard she went throat deep"
guy 2: "wow was she good?

guy 1" "yeah in the climax i pulled out and she chacked on my dick it was sweet i felt the chunky food on my cock"
chacked by hamelt May 3, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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