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cleopatra facial 

Cleopatra facial - a sex act whereby a participant will find themself (Cleopatra) being ejaculated on by a large group while wearing gold. The group is so large to the point that Cleopatra has to cover her eyes to avoid semen entering their eyes.
"I heard that at Chad's party, Jessica got Cleopatra facial-ed by the whole football team"
cleopatra facial by MuffDiver420 February 7, 2018

Cleopatra's Pyramid 

In a FMF threesome, when a guy lays on his back and has one girl straddling/riding his lap and the other his face, therefor creating a trifecta of awesome. Essentially, it is the sister sexual act to the fingercuff.
Craziest thing happened last night, I took two girls home and they had me at the bottom of a Cleopatra's Pyramid!
Cleopatra's Pyramid by Whatshername. November 24, 2010

Cleopatra 

The last Macedonian king in Egypt, her and the Ptolmey dynasty were direct desendants of Alexander the Greats general Lagus. Also beleived to be one of the most exoticly beautiful women in all of the ancient world
Wow that girl's so pretty she could be Cleopatra, hmmm she must be macedonian then

cleopatra 

(n.) A female born of an incestous relationship. Named after one of the last egyptian rulers, who was the product of 200 years of incestous lines.
I think she's a cleopatra.
cleopatra by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Cleopatra Day

When someone takes all day getting ready to look extra good usually for a party or a date. To primp, preen, and prepare as if one were royalty like Cleopatra.
"I can't go out to breakfast with you I'm having a Cleopatra day, I gotta look good for the party tonight"
Cleopatra Day by Tiffany Reardon December 16, 2008

cleopatra grip 

when a vagina contracts just before orgasm
As soon as I felt the cleopatra grip I blew my load & we both came together
cleopatra grip by John Pappas March 22, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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