(Kat-bear’-assed)
The ashamed look your cat gives you, followed by their
immediate egress (typically in a slinking manner), while looking back at least twice to determine if you’re laughing at them or not. This always follows your observation of them doing something completely stupid that leads to them
falling off a piece of furniture
hilariously, go sliding off a table or other surface they jumped onto with too much force, or having the shit slapped out of them by another cat.