CAwd

A very short way of saying “oh my god” but with a slight bit of attitude.

Oh my god -> my god -> my CAwd -> CAwd

Moksh: Weston, you suck at drawing
Weston: CAwd

CAwd by Weston Lu May 8, 2018

CAWD

Acronym for
Cronic
Attention
Whore
Disorder

Every time I post some that dipshit has a "me too" post to follow it up. An obvious case of CAWD if ever I saw one

CAWD by buttless November 8, 2006

Cawd! 

Lorne Armstrong's catchphrase from when he was caught on To Catch a Predator.

Chris Hansen: "I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on adults who meet teens online for sex"

(Cameras come out)

Lorne Armstrong: "Cawd!"

Cawd! by KatieZ111 July 20, 2017

Cawdeary 

Exclamation when things go wrong or when you find out about a misfortunate occurance.

Cawdeary me! What a dreadful thing to happen.

Cawdeary by David Cawdeary May 12, 2007

cawdify 

To arrange laws and rules regarding crows.

Directives such as "No bird shall produce excessive/unnecessary vocal noise" or "No bird shall partake of planted seeds or maturing crops belonging to established farmers" would not do much good even if lawmakers were to cawdify said rules, since crows are not known for complying with Man's wishes, anyway.

cawdify by QuacksO February 2, 2021

cawdry 

a generally unfunny twitch streamer

twitch.tv/cawdry

"cawdry you're not funny" - a chatter in his stream

cawdry by cawdry June 4, 2020

cawdeen 

pronounced: "Caw-deeeen"

Used to point out that someone has just been made a fool of, or has been proven wrong.

billy: "What's that smell..?"

susie: "It's yo breff bitch, so shut yo mowff!!"

chris: "Oooohh!! Cawdeen!!"

cawdeen by white_rabbit August 18, 2006