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The most sexy being in the planet

A Castor can telepathically make girls take their bras off
Oh yeah you know Kyle he’s such a Castor
Castor by xParvizal March 25, 2019
Castor is a star in the sky and star in real life.
Noticed by everyone because he shines bright. He gets his powers from the star
Look at him! That guy is must be a Castor
Castor by XpscesarX September 6, 2019
Hey, fat idiot, that triple H's castor is so full, you might lose some chicken nuggets in it.
castor by anonymous May 13, 2005

castor troy kemp 

A little kid with the most kind heart. He can get on your nerves, but he still loves to have fun. Even though he's a little Fortnite addicted you will always have fun with him.
Castor Troy Kemp is the best cousin ever.

castor gucci 

A little bitch, with a temper problem. He looks like a school shooter, and enjoys rubbing grape jelly on his toes.
"stop being such a castor gucci"
castor gucci by Castor Gucci October 12, 2017

castor oil plant 

a plant that makes stinky smegma.
Mike: Hey man, my smegma smells HORRID!

Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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