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a person who tends to be seen as a funny or misleading person; usually seen as loud, obnoxious, and irrelevant to important life situation.
Have anyone seen the Can I who caused that big uproar downtown in the park?
Or tripple can I, or Deluxe can I!
Can I by Bri Bettard February 8, 2009
Words you can keep
put my ballz in ur jawz
can i by anonymous September 9, 2021
It is a phrase used by young teenagers and is a question and is very susmogus.
Can I????
Can I by TPL Boyzz July 20, 2022
Can I put my balls in yo jaws
(yo jaws)
balls in yo jaws
Can I by peoriep April 16, 2023
A quick and easy way of asking a bird if they would like to fornicate/fuck
Due to its abrupt and down right rude nature, the can i? on a ratio is only succesful 1 time for every 100 times asked.
Andy mobile to Nadia mobile - "Can i? "

Nadia mobile to Andy mobile - "NO,dont u know how to treat a lady? are you quara again?"

Andy mobile to Nadia Mobile - "Is that a no?
Can i? by Oh Gav! April 26, 2009
Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?
Random guy approaches random girl

Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*
Can I? by quadonkdonk August 31, 2021

Can I help you? 

A very nice way of saying "Get the fuck outta here!" or "GTFO".
*Teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around*

Store owner: Can I help you?
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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