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Can't... Remember...Shit!, A mental conditition when ones long and short term memory is altered; forgetfulness.
Sorry for not pickin'up your clothes from the laundramat, you know I get C.R.S. sometimes.
C.R.S. by TIAWUAN GOINS November 16, 2007
Words you can keep
Acronym meaning "Can't remember shit".
"Man, I must have a case of C.R.S. because I don't remember you telling me that shit".
C.R.S. by bxprican4u September 1, 2008
Quick lets spam some more, #Desi is getting one of his C.R.S attack again.
C.R.S by maidesihoon June 6, 2005
chinese restaurant syndrome; caused after eating at a chinese restaurant
Kevin: man i feel sick shit
Austin: that fucking asian restaurant last night, u got C.R.S
C.R.S by wants it June 13, 2008
i suffer from c.r.s.
c.r.s by assclownz December 11, 2003

C.R.A.S.H.

An acronym for Community Resources Against Street Hoodlums. It is a police squad unit originally created by the LAPD as a way to break the infrastructure of crime in the ghettos. It turns out leadership of these CRASH teams became corrupt, and even the most decorated officers were guilty of killing other cops, selling and using crack, and planting weapons and drugs in order to frame innocents. The origins of the CRASH lead back into the fifties, when J. Edgar Hoover ran the FBI, and as sneak attacks before dawn and after midnight would claim the lives of many black leaders, and eventually the Black Panthers and rappers like Tupac Shakur. CRASH disbanded officially circa 2001, but very similar units exist across the US in other departments.
Many CRASH cases are still unsolved, and the LAPD is imfamous for hiding any inciminating files.
It is suspected that the shooting and murder of Biggie Smalls in LA in 1997 was set up by a local CRASH unit with help from the LA bloods.
C.R.A.S.H. by Boricua February 7, 2005

c.r.a.s.h 

CRASH (Acronym for Community Resources Aganist Street Hoodlums)is an anti-gang unit within the Los Angeles Police Department started in the early 90s. News reports have revealed a widespread pattern of unjustified arrests, beatings, drug dealing, witness intimidation, illegal shootings, planting of evidence, frame-ups and perjury commited by the CRASH unit.
The C.R.A.S.H unit is accused of being totally corupt, but that is for you to decide.
c.r.a.s.h by dan the man October 10, 2005
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
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