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Can't Remember Shit!
Quick lets spam some more, #Desi is getting one of his C.R.S attack again.
by maidesihoon May 31, 2005
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Cum rag; a rag to catch ejaculate from the male or female anatomy. In the pre-historic days CRs were normally made of leather or soft wood.
Gee mom! Thanks for washing my CR, I asked Mauzy if he needed a clean CR since all he had was paper,

Friend: "Man I went to Bed, Bath and Beyond and got a cashmere CR its complexion feels exceptional on the foreskin!
by Mr.Gisriel December 03, 2008
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a narrative which is obviously false and made up and could never be possible to recreate
That story is a C-R. There is no way it could happen.
by Phil McCraken February 18, 2005
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A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.
There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.
by Jethro February 21, 2005
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Short for "Campbell River," a small city on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.

North of Courtenay, Comox, and Nanaimo and south of Port Hardy, Port Alice, and Sayward.
"Dude, is she from Nanaimo?"

"Nope, she's a CR skank."

"OHHHHH."
by Cody Murray March 20, 2008
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Abbreviation for crank, aka crystal meth, aka methamphetamines, et cetera.
I've been tweaking on CR for the past three days.
by Damonbee March 26, 2004
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