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Variation of "be-otch" or "bitch." A more sociably acceptable term, given it won't catch old religious people's attention when yelled in public.
The crazy biznotch kickflipped over the cow.
biznotch by Lord Lizard June 27, 2003
ITS A NOUN
1) slang for "bitch". usually used around adults or parents so they dont kno ur cursing
2) can be used in a friendly or demeaning way
3) directed to females only
1+2) (u r near an adult) "OMG, lilly is such a biznocth! do u kno wut she said to me today?"
2+3) {ur a girl talking to ur best friend(hoo is also a gurl)} "I LOVE U BIZNOTCH <333"
biznotch by boriqua_mami November 9, 2008
Biznotch originally developed as a black way to ghetto-ize and change the traditionally white word "bitch." As time went on, white people started using biznotch as well, and thus blacks stopped using biznotch and left it to be a white word. Today biznotch is the white equivilent of bitch, as the insult.
*Biznotch may not be used as the definition of bitch - a female dog.
"Shut up biznotch" - Shut up bitch
"What the fuck you wrong with you, you son of a bitznotch."
biznotch by So Skilled May 1, 2004
i invented this word, dont you ass holes go defining it. but im too lazy too so look at the others
me- yo biznotch grab the remote
biznotch- what?
biznotch by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005
Also known as the shortened version "biz".
A biznotch is a fellow girlie. One must be a squint to be considered a biznotch. It is someone who is absolutely fucking amazing and can fuck shit up mad hard.
"Yo,biznotch,pass me that pudding."
"Alright ya biz, one millisecond."
biznotch by effingbizx0x0 March 15, 2010

the brunette biznotches 

they run the halls of sandy springs at there private shcool in olney, maryland. theres 3 real brunettes in the group, but they have 2 otha friends with red and blonde hair. the brunettes are renzo, kellz, kiley and the red is dani and the blonde is jessie. they have a wars with the other girls in the grade who are immature and hatin cuz they take the men.
l- who are those sexy girls with the furhood coats?

m- the brunette biznotches!!!!!!

l- dude i wish i was one very badly

m- man i wanna fuck em all
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