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blurting 

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez
Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!
blurting by Dinos queen April 12, 2016
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A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."

Burting by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009
{Buhr-Tuh} (verb) The act of copying; to take; to recreate someone else's idea as your own.
1) Dude, I totally burted your blog's poll

2) This is unit 32, do you burt?

3) Man, stop burting my blog!
Burting by theburtmaster12345 August 13, 2009
Verb: The act of breathing in the stank on someone's feet . Brurting is commonly done by children with friends because they don't know the effect of brurting and teens (specifically eshays) at parties. Be warned we you brurt it can cause a trigger response in uncultured airways and make you throw up, repulsing your brurting partner.
John: hey bro want to come to the brurting party tonight?

Jake: yesh braa it'll be the best eshay party ever

Or

Jenny: hi bobby I saw my big brother breathe in his friends foot stank want to try it sounds good

Booby: of course I'll try!
Brurting by Your dear john July 13, 2023

Burting Off 

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"
"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
Burting Off by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026