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Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit
my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass
Buttfingers by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

Buttfinger 

It is when a person takes their finger and inserts it into another persons or their own butthole. It can used in a sexual sense or simply as a greeting to one of your friends. It is used when stimulating of the anus is necesary but you don't want to get poop on your dick.
adj. : Hey buttfinger boy come over here.
verb. : yeah dude im totaly going to buttfinger her tonight.
Buttfinger by KcoopZ January 29, 2010

stinky ass buttfinger 

The smell of the finger used to twirl and give anal relief for an itchy asshole.
After Bob got anal relief for his itchy asshole by twirling his middle finger his butt, his girlfriend Sarah commented on the offensive odor from Bob's stinky ass buttfinger...
stinky ass buttfinger by K-Krunk November 1, 2017

Buttfingers

When someone eats cheetos or doritos gets that orange stuff all over their fingers.
John: That person eating doritos is probably gonna have insane buttfingers
Peter: I ate some cheetos and now I have insane buttfingers

buttfingerer 

An individual who fingers an asshole during sexual tension for free on a Saturday night. Fingers are usually brown afterwards.
Person 1: You heard that Dwayne fingered his girl last night?

Person 2: Yeah, he's quite the buttfingerer. That's for sure.
buttfingerer by eater2000 November 24, 2023

buttfinger nigger

when u shove ur finger up some niggas ass
kkk : dear god i buttfingered that ugly nigger
kkk2 : damn i needa try that
kkk3 : ok
kkk4: I LOVE YOU BUTTFINGER NIGGER
buttfinger nigger by buttfingernigger November 25, 2025
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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