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buttered sausage

a buttered sausage is the act of cutting a hole into a whipped cream can and inserting a Frankfurt resulting in a cream covered sausage. after you have covered the sausage you freeze it over night. the next morning it is covered in melted butter then freeze again. once frozen and buttered you insert it into your anus and run down the street screaming "butter my buns and call me betty!"
the young lad did a buttered sausage on sunday to church

Buttered Sausage

Verb. The act ejaculating on a flaccid penis. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Painting the Shaft.
Ever since Hansen was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, he’s been addicted to buttered sausage. “What it is, what it does, why is it doing what it’s doing, Get it out of my face.”
Buttered Sausage by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

Battered Sausage 

the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)
me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it

Oxford Battered Sausage 

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026