buttered muffin
Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin
buttered muffin by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006
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Buttered Muffin
After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin
Buttered Muffin by Chadwick818 June 18, 2011
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Buttered Muffin
I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.
Buttered Muffin by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009
Buttered muffin
The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly
Buttered muffin by Pizzaisgreat123 June 14, 2018
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Muffin Buttered by Katehhh March 7, 2008
buttered her muffin
I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
buttered her muffin by B. P. June 27, 2007
buttered her muffin
To stuff her girl's vagina with half a stick of butter. Then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. After this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted butter.
When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...
When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...
"My sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the butter, so he buttered her muffin, and then when I gave him a blowjob afterwards it tasted like butter and farts."
"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
buttered her muffin by SPEDcial Forces May 19, 2008
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