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Butter weave

When a Black women has long blonde weave or awig in or on her head.
Damn dat black girl at the bar got dat butter weave on her head.
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Butter Weasel 

/\ lol. Butter Weasel is none of those things. It is a person who weasels his way out of bad situations, and eats lots of fatty food while doing so.
that fat fuck butter weasel'd himself outta that one
Butter Weasel by MeatWagon October 6, 2013

Butter Weasel 

a bitch-ass, hoe-smut, smeaze-faggot, failure at life.
Me: You dropped outta high school to be a rodeo clown???

Loser: Yeah man, I hate school.

Me: Wow, you really are a butter weasel.
Butter Weasel by Jay-Rock21 May 5, 2009

Butter Wave 

Typically a form that involves deception, most commonly shoving butter into someone and spreading it like a wave to form a galaxy wave that looks like butter. Usually, this is done to anger someone and make them have trust issues for the rest of their lives.
As a prank, I decided to do the butter wave on my friend, he slipped and cracked his head open because I didn't know butter was slippery.
Butter Wave by Rofula March 8, 2023

weasel butter 

Weasel butter is the build up of piss that ends up on urinals, toilets, and bathroom floors. As the pee dehydrates it takes the appearence of butter.and since you leak your weasel, it's called weasel butter.
Damn there is so much weasel butter on the floor you could cook eggs on it.
weasel butter by original gasbag October 2, 2013
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