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Do you need some butter for that toast 

Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST

Secure that butter! 

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

Beating on that butter 

A person who’s busting a nut, or a massive kiss ass
“Damn Kathryn, does he beat on his butter for you?”

“What?”
“Does he kiss ass to you?”
“Totally, he’ll be beating on that butter tonight “

butter on that 

To make a good thing better; to improve something already generally accepted as good.
"Give me the back massage....and put some butter on that."

"I'll take the deluxe package"
"You want butter on that?"
"Please!....."
butter on that by unclejeff August 21, 2008

Secure that butter 

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

that's butter 

Easy and smooth. When you know something is going to go exactly the way you want and plan.
"Oh word, we got a 2hr delay for school today, hell yea that's butter"
that's butter by MrGills November 26, 2013