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butter’s crispy

when life is just going so well
My friend: How are things with you and your girl?

Me: Butter’s Crispy
butter’s crispy by S&JATW May 8, 2019

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.
Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.
Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"

that's butter 

Easy and smooth. When you know something is going to go exactly the way you want and plan.
"Oh word, we got a 2hr delay for school today, hell yea that's butter"
that's butter by MrGills November 26, 2013

Daddy's Butter 

A term used to refer to Nutella that you don't want your kids to eat so you can have it all.
Kid: Mom can I please have some of that delicious chocolate/hazelnut spread on my toast?
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.
Daddy's Butter by MM406 November 27, 2016

captain's butter 

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.
Hold the Captain's Butter please.
captain's butter by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017