Butt smooch

When your rear feels the need to send a kiss into the world in the form of a fart to which can be loud, silent, wet, deadly, toxic, etc. Thus, the butt smooch.

Hey do you smell that? I'm getting light headed.

Yeah, sorry I butt smooched again.

Dude, go get that checked out.

by Tough lips June 3, 2016

butt smoothie

The act of force farting and a turd pokes out.

Rocky had a butt smoothie this morning and almost changed his underwear.

by Disel2013 March 25, 2017

Scoochie Butt

When a dog runs in a playful manner in a slightly hunched position with it’s hind end tucked slightly.

Every time we wash our dog Cubby, he’s so happy afterward he zips all over the house doing “scoochie butt”.

by Charlie B'Hoink July 2, 2011

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016