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Butt Wiser 

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
Butt Wiser by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
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Butt weiser

The classic insult. To be used to insult a being.
This word is commonly mistaken for "Budweiser", which is a sort of beer. Certain beings are unable to differentiate the term 'Butt weiser' and 'Budweiser' - please do not let their stupidity confuse you.

(This term originated and was coined by a certain being named s.c.)
1. You Buttweiser!
2. No one wants to hear what you have to say, you BUTTWEISER
3. I'll Butt weiser you in a second
4.
person: "you're a buttweiser"
fool: "Butt weiser is a sort of beer..."
person: "thats butt weiser fool!"

Fijian butt wiper 

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water
Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger
Fijian butt wiper by Laddleee July 10, 2025

Fijian butt wiper 

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water
Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger
Fijian butt wiper by Laddleee July 10, 2025
Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.
That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!
buttwiper by JayDub October 1, 2004

Buttweiser 

Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.
Hey Billy Bob! You bring any of that yankee Butweiser crap?
Buttweiser by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

Buttweiser 

Starting with a room temperature bottle of opened beer, with thumb in bottle. Shake the beer vigorously as your masturbate...just as your about to cum, shove the top of the beer botttle up your ass. If two people are participating, your partner can host the beer position.
Damn, she’s hot...I can’t wait to think about her tonight while I’m going Buttweiser on myself.
Buttweiser by Cleetchip March 23, 2019
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