When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.
by maaayn August 27, 2015

To shuffle one's buttocks across the floor, or any surface, rather like scooching, but the motion of the buttocks is more shuffled than scooched.
by _Ems_ November 26, 2007

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event
I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.
by brendan from cinatown August 04, 2010

A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)
by Emily's Fucking Wrong January 31, 2020
