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butt pirate 

person who pilages another mans anus
those two guys are butt pirates
butt pirate by nick swenson May 15, 2003

anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

butt pirate 

A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.

See also: ass-rammer, jizz-junkie, cum gulper, butt-muncher, turd-burglar, peter-puffer.
Holy shit, Pete! Don't be grabbing my arse, ya dirty butt pirate! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
butt pirate by Bill B January 11, 2006

Butt Pirate 

A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.
The butt pirate enjoyed giving the cabin boy the plank.
Butt Pirate by T. J. May 23, 2003

anal dwelling butt pirate 

1. Someone who enjoys anal sex way more that they should.
2. A homosexual pirate.
Did you see that queer-mo last night? What an anal dwelling butt pirate.

butt pirate 

a male into backdoor shenanigans who acquires booty from another male

a swashbuckler,sword dueler

one who wears an eye patch and does the pie snatch of a guy's hatch
Wham was a band in the 80's that consisted of just two butt pirates and nothing more.
butt pirate by ( o )( o ) December 9, 2003
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