butt music

butt music, noun: Audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.

Rock's butt music scared the children, upset the guests, and rattled the windows!

butt music by Kowulz April 4, 2007

Butt Music

A genre of music that sings about one's butt. Examples include Baby got back by sir mix-a-lot, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor, and Country Girls (Shake it for Me) by Luke Bryan. It can widely vary in sound from rap to country. Trended a lot in the early to mid 2010's.

Person 1: "What's your favorite weird genre of music?"
Person 2: "Butt Music."
Person 1: "You find them attractive, don't you?"
Person 2: "Who doesn't?"
Person 1: "True."

Butt Music by Bossboy28 April 20, 2025

Peruvian Butt Music

1. A term used to describe shitty music that cannot fit into a genre.
2. Invented by the greats, Beavis and Butthead.

Johnny Commando: I heard this new song by ______, it was total peruvian butt music.

Hans Lickenbush: Thats weird dude.

Peruvian Butt Music by Anastasia Beverhausen October 9, 2005

music teacher butt 

possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.

1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?

2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!

music teacher butt by friznani August 12, 2007

Musical Butt Flap

A rhythmic or structural "stumble" in a song’s arrangement. Usually occurs when a drummer plays a ghost note exactly one sixty-fourth note after the downbeat, or when a track has a deceptive ending that "flaps" open for one final, unexpected instrumental flourish. It creates a physical sensation of the groove having a loose tail or a "shaky" low-end vibration.

"I was trying to map out the scansion of that new jazz fusion track, but the drummer kept throwing in these greasy butt flaps on the bridge that completely wrecked my meter."

"The scansion of the lyrics is actually quite formal, but the producer added so many sub-bass butt flaps to the chorus that you can't even tell it’s written in iambic pentameter."

"Check the scansion on that outro—the song technically ends on the fourth measure, but that final musical butt flap makes the rhythm feel like it’s tripping over its own feet."

Musical Butt Flap by FingPat April 24, 2026

buttmusic 

Buttmusic, N. audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not necessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.

Rock's eye-watering, paint-peeling, buttmusic lead to a stampede among the Wal-Mart shoopers.

buttmusic by Rock Kowulz December 28, 2005