A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.
by driftdc5 March 26, 2008
by unccary June 17, 2008
To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.
by Jyrkface November 20, 2009
John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town
John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)
by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004
The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved
by Fatnaps July 8, 2023