butt kiss

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A "butt kiss" is when you take a shit and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your ass.

That turd was so long, it actually gave me a butt kiss when it snapped off!

butt kiss by cermudgeon December 12, 2007

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Butt kiss

When two people rub their butts on each other's butt and fart

They butt kissed on the bed .

Butt kiss by Hs3 June 14, 2022

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Butt Kiss

The touching of one smokers lit cigarette to another's unlit cigarette with both cigs still in their respective owner's mouths. Used to light up in the absence of a lighter.

Dude 1: Got a light?
Dude 2: Nah, we can butt kiss though.
Dude 1: Gay, but do want a smoke.

Butt Kiss by Lagoon February 12, 2009

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Butt's Butt Kiss

Biting the two butt cheeks together!

When messaging your girl, or doing it doggy, you bite both her butts with your teeth at the same time.

Just the way Mr Butt does it! Hence, BUTT'S Butt Kiss.

Surprise her with Butt's Butt Kiss and watch her moan

She had a bum you wanna Butt Kiss

Butt's Butt Kiss by Pot boys June 20, 2018

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French butt kiss

to cause somebody strong butthurt due to the dirty open mouth

Dude, why such a butthurt? Did I French butt kissed you?

French butt kiss by AgileIndex October 12, 2015

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Butt lick kiss

When a dog that licks his butt, licks your face

Ew that was one grody butt lick kiss.

Butt lick kiss by Erni November 8, 2013

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butt flavored kiss

The art of taking ones lips to the rim of another individuals well seasoned sphincter for a period of time long enough to flavor the participants lips.

Gavin decided after some foreplay to give <strangers name> a butt flavored kiss before he moved onto <strangers name>s chubby mountains for a taste of her salt water lake.

butt flavored kiss by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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