zombifiedgrass's definitions

fairy cup

The description for a females expansive and usually very deep, wet vagina that is often associated with oral sex and lesbians that want to sound quaint,

"Well I might be 80 but I still like to drink from the fairy cup every once and a while".

by zombifiedgrass December 14, 2015

shreking

The sweet embrace that I sometimes receive when when a stranger asks me why I'm in his swamp.

"JONNY! You'd better not be shreking in there".

by zombifiedgrass December 14, 2015

salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.

"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

butt flavored kiss

The art of taking ones lips to the rim of another individuals well seasoned sphincter for a period of time long enough to flavor the participants lips.

Gavin decided after some foreplay to give <strangers name> a butt flavored kiss before he moved onto <strangers name>s chubby mountains for a taste of her salt water lake.

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

silver mile

The act of giving oral sex or "head" to another individual for an extensively long period of time until the individuals tongue and/or receivers genitalia become reflective in the light from all the internal juices that are produced. Often this will require intensive dedication and multiple orgasms as well as intervals for the juices to dry/Crystallize.

"damn bruv, I just gave Jessica a silver mile for 8 hours STRAIGHT! Don't tell her boyfriend".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015