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Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut 

A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...
Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!

The End...

Buttguzzle 

The art of guzzling or intaking massive amounts of fluids via butthole
Dude you should butt chug that beer like that whore buttguzzles cum

Buttguzzling 

The art of drinking beer out of a petite female's asshole. Usually involves picking up the girl and holding her over your head.
Tynisha is ugly as fuck, but I bet she'd be great for buttguzzling!
Buttguzzling by PDotsky May 12, 2016

Buttmuzzled

When a politician or government official’s actual thoughts are subverted into a patently partisan response out of fear of retribution.
Senator so-and-so, being buttmuzzled by current political climate, refused to back the bipartisan bill