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Bat burglar

Someone who steals kid's baseball bats. Usually after a game or practice.

I'm tired of Timmy's dad, Melvin. Dude is a total bat burglar.

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The art of drinking beer out of a petite female's asshole. Usually involves picking up the girl and holding her over your head.

Tynisha is ugly as fuck, but I bet she'd be great for buttguzzling!

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