Butt Grapes 

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

Butt Grapes by chain dawg October 11, 2005

Butt Grapes 

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.

"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"

Butt Grapes by FREKBOX April 12, 2009

Butt Grape 

A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.

Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.

Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.

Butt Grape by tedwilli9 September 27, 2008

ButtGrape 

Noun. A witty and intelligent woman who is frequently surrounded involuntarily by bogans and wannabes. They are usually found in a group, or "cluster". They can hold their own when isolated from the group. They can be cleverly savage when provoked. They have no time for basics or "spice girls".

"I'm a proud ButtGrape".

"I wish I was a ButtGrape, but I'm too basic".

ButtGrape by PCNotAvailable August 1, 2017

Buttgrape 

A small terd usually comes from a females anal hole

My girlfriend left a buttgrape on my bathroom floor.

Buttgrape by joshwild February 5, 2010