Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

by chain dawg October 11, 2005

Butt Grapes

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.

"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"

by FREKBOX April 12, 2009

Butt Grape

A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.

Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.

Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.

by tedwilli9 September 27, 2008