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butt crust 

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.
Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away
butt crust by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006
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butt crust 

my bro has serious butt crust
butt crust by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

Butt Crust 

When you don’t get all of it when you whip.
Got bad butt crust.
Butt Crust by Burger commin January 30, 2018

butt crust 

its when someone fart on your butt and it get crust in your butt crack. Or you don't wipe your self good
you have butt crust eeewww
butt crust by riyriy December 9, 2019

Pale Butt Crust 

It is the unique dingleberry crust formed on one member of planet Earth. This member is called Zimbabwe Bull, or Trevor.
Breezie: "Man, Trevor you need to clean up your Pale Butt Crust you left on the Toilet!"

Trevor: "TEE HEE Did you ever wake up with dirt in your butt?"

Butt Chustle 

To assault or harass someone's anus in a playful manner.
I am TOTALLY going to chustle your butt, Colin.

I love to Butt Chustle
Butt Chustle by Lissandra May 4, 2013

butt crusty 

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot
i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.
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