butt coffee

Usually appears the morning after an evening of heavy drinking accompanied by the conumption of late night food favored by drunks. Not only is it liquid with the consistency and color of coffee, it always is the temperature of very hot coffee.

After awakening from an evening of twelve pints of Guiness, six shots of patron, 3 packs of Marlboro reds and 30 hot buffalo wings I sat upon the porcelain convenience head in hands and unleashed a torrent of butt coffee that set my anus ablaze.

butt coffee by Mitch Cumstein January 24, 2005

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

Butt Coffee by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

butt coffee

liqui-shit, the color and consistency of coffee. See butt vomit.

I had a raging case of butt coffee last night. My ass is raw from wiping

butt coffee by itchy corn April 16, 2003

butt coffee

Feces, especially runny stuff

There I was, stuck on the beltway, when I felt myself percolating some butt coffee.

butt coffee by Greaseman March 27, 2003

percolating butt coffee 

A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.

"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"

percolating butt coffee by razer May 30, 2005

coffee butt 

When you go out for Starbucks.
And come home for anal.

Michelle: "OOH, Breanna I know you did coffee butt with Dylan yesterday!!!"

coffee butt by Ldhlike MMMMM July 5, 2016

coffee cream butt cheeks 

When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".

That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.

coffee cream butt cheeks by 2K4RSXS December 14, 2008