11 definitions by KalloFox34

1
The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.
I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!
by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019
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A channel that used to be good in the 1990s and 2000s. It had amazing stuff like Rocko's Modern Life, Danny Phantom, The Angry Beavers, Invader Zim and Avatar: the Last Airbender.

Now, it has horrible shit nobody cares for like Breadwinners, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Planet Sheen and Pig Goat Banana Cricket.
Butch Hartman: Remember the good old days of Nickelodeon?

Dan Schneider: I ruined it, remember?
by KalloFox34 December 01, 2019
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When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.
Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.
by KalloFox34 December 01, 2019
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A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).
Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!
by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020
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The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.
Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?
by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020
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When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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A slang term for what is commonly referred to as a PENIS.
Peter: Hey, Quagmire. Have sex yet?
Quagmire: I boned this 16-year-old with my beefwurst last night.
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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