Definitions by KalloFox34

Orangutan

A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).

Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!

Orangutan by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

Pabst Blue Virus 

The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.

Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?

Pabst Blue Virus by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

The Plankton 

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

The Plankton by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019

Digimon 

A terrible ripoff made by Bandai to cash in on the success of Pokémon, only liked by those with the intelligence and taste of a leech.

Fanboy: Dude, Digimon is the best! Way better than Pokéshit!
Man with taste: You play Digimon? Kid, I've been playing Pokémon since you were crapping in diapers.

Digimon by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019

Mexican Lawnmower 

When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.

Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.

Mexican Lawnmower by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019

Wonder Trade 

A feature from Pokémon X and Y, and has been in the games since then. It's for people to trade each other good Pokémon at random, but most people trade Rattatas named something to the effect of "Cocklick".

Ash Ketchum: Hey, Brock, I just did a Wonder Trade! I got an Oddish named "Queef Leaf"!
Brock: Where is Pikachu?

Wonder Trade by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019

Nickelodeon

A channel that used to be good in the 1990s and 2000s. It had amazing stuff like Rocko's Modern Life, Danny Phantom, The Angry Beavers, Invader Zim and Avatar: the Last Airbender.

Now, it has horrible shit nobody cares for like Breadwinners, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Planet Sheen and Pig Goat Banana Cricket.

Butch Hartman: Remember the good old days of Nickelodeon?

Dan Schneider: I ruined it, remember?

Nickelodeon by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019