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A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).
Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!
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by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

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When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
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A slang term for what is commonly referred to as a PENIS.
Peter: Hey, Quagmire. Have sex yet?
Quagmire: I boned this 16-year-old with my beefwurst last night.
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A feature from Pokémon X and Y, and has been in the games since then. It's for people to trade each other good Pokémon at random, but most people trade Rattatas named something to the effect of "Cocklick".
Ash Ketchum: Hey, Brock, I just did a Wonder Trade! I got an Oddish named "Queef Leaf"!
Brock: Where is Pikachu?
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A terrible ripoff made by Bandai to cash in on the success of Pokémon, only liked by those with the intelligence and taste of a leech.
Fanboy: Dude, Digimon is the best! Way better than Pokéshit!
Man with taste: You play Digimon? Kid, I've been playing Pokémon since you were crapping in diapers.
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When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.
Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.
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The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.
Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?
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