Beefwurst

A slang term for what is commonly referred to as a PENIS.

Peter: Hey, Quagmire. Have sex yet?
Quagmire: I boned this 16-year-old with my beefwurst last night.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 06, 2019

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Wonder Trade

A feature from Pokémon X and Y, and has been in the games since then. It's for people to trade each other good Pokémon at random, but most people trade Rattatas named something to the effect of "Cocklick".

Ash Ketchum: Hey, Brock, I just did a Wonder Trade! I got an Oddish named "Queef Leaf"!
Brock: Where is Pikachu?

by KalloFox34 December 01, 2019

Pabst Blue Virus

The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.

Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?

by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

Mexican Lawnmower

When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.

Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.

by KalloFox34 December 01, 2019

New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.

I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!

by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019