Butch Luck

A rare form of bad luck reserved for the unluckiest kind of people. It occurs when the "L" in luck is replaced with an "F". It is far worse than bad luck itself; just when you think it could not get any worse, it does! All you can do is just sit back and look at it.

"It was raining tits and I got hit with a dick! I have such bad Butch Luck."

Butch Luck by Harry Sack October 11, 2020

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Bitch luck

Trying something for the first time and having success

She had never played darts before but was able to win. That’s nothing but bitch luck.

Bitch luck by TNled June 11, 2022

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Related Words

Butch Luck • Bitch luck • Lucky Bitch • Lucky son of a bitch • Butchuck • butch • Butch Queen • Butch Dyke • Butch Hartman • Butch Twink

Butchuck

Like your an idiot basically just a little nicer

Person: Ava is a butchuck

Ava: ouch your a butchuck you hoe

Butchuck by Avathebitch October 24, 2017

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Lucky son of a bitch

Phrase used to express envy over a (usually male) friend’s good fortune

James: Yo, Dick! I just had a threesome with the two hottest cheerleaders behind those bleachers!
Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!

Lucky son of a bitch by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 9, 2017

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Lucky Bitch

Synonymous for Lucky Bastard, but for womxn

She's such a lucky bitch for passing the dissertation test

Lucky Bitch by Sir. B December 14, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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