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Businessing  

To arouse a male to find out how large his member really is. Or to finger-fuck a female without getting her off
I totally was businessing Kevin last night just to see how big his dick was, to see if it was really true
Businessing by Kimnasty February 1, 2009
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Businessing 

to have done business or will be doing business with someone
"It was a pleasure businessing with you today"

"I look forward to businessing with you"

"Thank you for businessing with us"
Businessing by Carliela Marie January 23, 2010

businessgang 

A group chat entirely filled with maidenless boys.
Yonger: hey dude are you in businessgang?
Derkota: yeah bro, I wish I could get some maidens(male form) ngl
businessgang by trudowos June 19, 2022

businessim 

a little kid tryin to say businessman but fucks it up
off that telecom ad ("AND IM A REAL FAST BUSINESSim")
businessim by JASON SKiPPER December 6, 2006

businessizfying 

Something said in a meeting that nobody really understood.
We businessizfying things over the year and we did so at a .6 rate which was better than last time.
businessizfying by sharpie-- December 8, 2021

BusinessUnfinished 

lego state police colonel and company ceo in perroy county whos always being the most strict for no reason
ew theres a businessunfinished
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