bushmonkey 

a woman of the unusually hairy variety, expecially in the "nether" regions. ex. Madonna in her Playboy pictures.

Hey, yo, weasel that bitch was such a bushmonkey that it would take me all day, a compass, and a brushhog to find her frog.

bushmonkey by Cinna January 5, 2005

BushMonkey 

It's what you call someone after you push them into a bush or nearby shrub.

Jack: "Ah ha! BushMonkey!"
John: "ya bastard!"
Jack: "BUSH PUUUUUSH!"

BushMonkey by aibou July 1, 2011

Bushmonkey 

A bushed shaped monkey.

Dang!! Look at that dang ol bushmonkey right there, fucking majestic

Bushmonkey by Rill@boom98 February 16, 2023

Bush Monkey 

Bush Monkey
{Methius addictivius}
A Bush Monkey is commonly found in the southern parts of the U.S such as Alabama and Arkansas. Bush monkeys are characterized by their addictions to methamphetamine, opiates and in most cases shady demeanor. They spend most of their time scavenging for scrap metal and hiding in the bushes outside your house to connect to your wifi and take anything that isn't tied down.

Not to be confused with the northern term Porch Monkey.

God dammit man I think we have a bush monkey outside! Quick disconnect the wifi and lock the fuckin doors

Bush Monkey by Cg420 December 12, 2016

bushmongering 

Replaces warmongering. Used to describe G.W. Bush's willingness to go to war.

The bushmongering has to stop before we're bombing every country on the planet.

bushmongering by darwin November 1, 2004

buttmonkey 

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey 

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003