bush's second term 

Proof that god punishes us for masturbating

for that sneaky shuffle thou shalt have a shit president for another four years.

bush's second term by yankeedoodlepoodle November 11, 2004

Bush's bribe 

(Political) a.k.a. "Stimulus package".

A rebate check direct from the US government that you don't have to submit a form to the IRS to get. Apparently "pennies from heaven", this attempt to bribe the American public actually increases the National Debt and no benefit will be seen, except that it will leave the Democrats holding a more disastrous fiscal situation when they claim the Presidency in 2009. The Republicans are actually trying to destroy this country's economy just to make the Democrats look bad.

The irony is that this is brought to you the people who preach "fiscal responsibility", and slam "tax and spend" liberals. This "tax less and spend more" philosophy is a natural consequence of twice voting in a President who can barely elicit a monosyllable without prompts, and whose response to the question: "Mr President, what is two and two?" would be "Ummm... about a gajillion, right?"

Guy1: "Did you get Bush's bribe yet?"
Guy2: "Yeah: sent half of it to the Obama campaign."

Bush's bribe by UncleDes December 9, 2008

Bush's contribution to the arts. 

The looting of the Bagdad muesum in the second gulf war.

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Bush's contribution to the arts. by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

Bush's Baked Beans

Bush's baked beans is a brand of canned beans that are considered by many as the best brand of canned beans on the market right now.

Friend 1: What kind of beans should we get for the sacrifice?
Friend 2: Bush's baked beans, they are the best.

Bush's Baked Beans by person3456789 February 27, 2020

Bush's Bitches 

Nickname for the Texas Rangers, a baseball team once owned by President George W. Bush. He continues to play a part in the organization by fixing games and secretly getting drunk with Josh Hamilton.

Q: "How the hell did they make it to the World Series?!?"

A: "Bush's Bitches? Bush plotted the Angel's demise, just like he did 9/11"

Bush's Bitches by BeatGirl October 30, 2010

Bush's Bean Tooth 

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

Bush's Bean Tooth by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011

Bush's Fault 

Everything Barrack Obama has ever fucked up.

The American public waits wringing its hands to find out how Obama will declare that the assassination in Libya was Bush's fault.

Bush's Fault by JustAnotherGuy October 17, 2012