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Bopportunity

Jerome: Chadsworth, dude, why are you hitting on my sister?

Chadsworth: It's serious Jerome, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a bopportunity.
Bopportunity by John Peppercock January 7, 2011

bumportunity 

The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)
I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.

Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.
bumportunity by weenerella August 20, 2007

Barportunity 

Opportunity to attend the Bar for heinous drinking.
Friend 1: Are we still on to go to the movies

Friend 2: Not anymore, a Barportunity has presented itself.

Bopportunity

Any chance a person gets to smack some booty.
"Dude, I totally had a huge bopportunity with Brittany last night!"
Bopportunity by Dj Pj November 28, 2014

bopportunity

the chance to use bopping to strike an advantage for one's self
ashlynn: "Mark offered to give me a ride, but he'll probably wanna hookup again.."

caitlin: "well if ya gotta, take that bopportunity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"