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Bopportunity

Jerome: Chadsworth, dude, why are you hitting on my sister?

Chadsworth: It's serious Jerome, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a bopportunity.
Bopportunity by John Peppercock January 7, 2011

bumportunity 

The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)

I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.

Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.
bumportunity by weenerella August 20, 2007

Barportunity 

Opportunity to attend the Bar for heinous drinking.
Friend 1: Are we still on to go to the movies

Friend 2: Not anymore, a Barportunity has presented itself.

Bopportunity

Any chance a person gets to smack some booty.
"Dude, I totally had a huge bopportunity with Brittany last night!"
Bopportunity by Dj Pj November 28, 2014

bopportunity

the chance to use bopping to strike an advantage for one's self
ashlynn: "Mark offered to give me a ride, but he'll probably wanna hookup again.."

caitlin: "well if ya gotta, take that bopportunity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026