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Bopportunity

Jerome: Chadsworth, dude, why are you hitting on my sister?

Chadsworth: It's serious Jerome, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a bopportunity.
Bopportunity by John Peppercock January 7, 2011

bumportunity 

The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)

I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.

Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.
bumportunity by weenerella August 20, 2007

Barportunity 

Opportunity to attend the Bar for heinous drinking.
Friend 1: Are we still on to go to the movies

Friend 2: Not anymore, a Barportunity has presented itself.

Bopportunity

Any chance a person gets to smack some booty.
"Dude, I totally had a huge bopportunity with Brittany last night!"
Bopportunity by Dj Pj November 28, 2014

bopportunity

the chance to use bopping to strike an advantage for one's self
ashlynn: "Mark offered to give me a ride, but he'll probably wanna hookup again.."

caitlin: "well if ya gotta, take that bopportunity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026