Burny Squirts 

Burning firey liquid generally feels foamy after farting it through your rectum. Painful and unpleasent usually last until a solid stool is released.

Tequila+jalapeno's= burny squirts

Burny Squirts by dime bag strippas October 14, 2011

Burny-squirties 

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.

I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(

Burny-squirties by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 11, 2011

Burnt Squirtle 

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

Burnt Squirtle by BobShart July 1, 2023

burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

burn a squirt by grandmaster R June 23, 2009

Squirt n' burn 

When youre going down on your lasy and you think she squirts in your face. In reality its piss in your eyes.

Hey Dale, Allie gave me the 'ole squirt n' burn last night.

Squirt n' burn by MetalNick July 20, 2018