Burny Squirts

Burning firey liquid generally feels foamy after farting it through your rectum. Painful and unpleasent usually last until a solid stool is released.

Tequila+jalapeno's= burny squirts

by dime bag strippas October 14, 2011

Burny-squirties

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.

I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(

by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 11, 2011

Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023

burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

by grandmaster R June 23, 2009

Squirt n' burn

When youre going down on your lasy and you think she squirts in your face. In reality its piss in your eyes.

Hey Dale, Allie gave me the 'ole squirt n' burn last night.

by MetalNick July 20, 2018