Burking

Driving annoyingly slow in the passing lane, causing everyone to be late and bottlenecking traffic.

"This orange Aveo is burking me on the 402, I can't get around it or the transport driving side by side."

" I drive ultra slow in the ultra fast lane, while the people behind me are going insane! I'm an Asshole!" - Dennis Leary

by burky78 January 6, 2012

burking

To shoot a hot load of cum into ones mouth for a specific dollar amount.

I made my first million from burking.

by Indiana guy February 5, 2015

Burking

The action of trapping someone in a conversation for a long period of time the other person does not have time for or interest in.

I saw him downstairs Burking the HR lady, so they wont be available for a long time.

by Raping the willing May 21, 2013

Burking

The term used for using Laughing Gas (Nitrous Oxide)

"What you up to tonight?"

"Not a lot, just burking"

by masterface January 27, 2014

Burking

The act of compulsively masturbating and then sleeping in your own cum for weeks on end without showering. I really like to Burk it when there’s someone else in the room.

Burking is to live

by Cleveland steamers June 30, 2025

Burking on the 401

The finely crafted art of driving irritatingly slow in the passing lane of the 401, and failing to yield to upcoming traffic. Burking on the 401 usually consists of driving at a pace of 115 km and failing to yield to upcoming police vehicles, and is typically preformed by Rock Radio Show Hosts.

"Stop Burking on the 401, I'm late for work"

F- "Man I just got a ticket"

M- "For what?"

F- "Burking on the 401"

by pitty42 January 11, 2012

Burking It

The act of showing up for class with prior knowledge of an upcoming test without studying and proceeding to take the test blindly.

John- " Did you study for today's test?"

Sam- "Nah, I'm Burking it."

by The Junk Munkie December 9, 2008