The 'Burger Disease" is a very bad thing that occurs when you get a phat hickey from some kind of burger, It slowly turns your bones into floppy burger patties
Jiah - "What's that on your neck:
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"
When you are having a BBQ and you eat so much meat that you get bloated and feel sick and have to go to the toilet to relieve the pressure, and it is a massive, horrible meaty dump. It also has to be in someone else's house.
Dude, wheres Vic? Vic's taking a burger dump in Joe's toilet.